"In this Twitter world, having law enforcement monitoring you just increases your fan base."
"People these days often shout so loudly on their phones that using the phone almost seems superfluous."
About an episode of Jerry Springer he watched, [it used to be] "Cheating was a foible, and cheating with one's wife's sister would be in bad taste, to say the least."
Also, talking about a woman who blogged about a man with whom she had sex, "...we learned that he likes spanking. Who doesn't?"
Of course, he also said some things about bloggers. : "Bloggers are the type of people who wake up in the morning thinking that the world waits for their every thought. I know I've offended at least half of you... They put their every thought out there: full-baked, half-baked, and frequently unbaked."*
*There is a blog post (yeah, I know) just waiting to be written about the concurrent rise of blogging and reduction in social interaction, and how people talking about things that were "too private" is not necessarily a bad thing.