Looking at things, yesterday I was cranky and mopey.*
Today, I am cranky and melodramatic.**
I am hoping that tomorrow I will be a more fun human being. Maybe even sunny.*** Or snarky, at least. ****
*The two lost dwarfs. They left because of "creative differences."
**The dwarfs' younger, prettier cousin, who was written out of the movie to give more screen time to Snow White's evil stepmother.
***The dwarf that opted to skip Hollywood altogether for a short, unmemorable career on Broadway, and who now sells real estate in Philadelphia.
****The dwarf that decided to become a lawyer, and who has had a successful career as a litigator in New York.