Thursday, November 03, 2011

So sorry for the inconvenience.

Looking at things, yesterday I was cranky and mopey.*

Today, I am cranky and melodramatic.**

I am hoping that tomorrow I will be a more fun human being.  Maybe even sunny.***  Or snarky, at least. ****

*The two lost dwarfs.  They left because of "creative differences."
**The dwarfs' younger, prettier cousin, who was written out of the movie to give more screen time to Snow White's evil stepmother.
***The dwarf that opted to skip Hollywood altogether for a short, unmemorable career on Broadway, and who now sells real estate in Philadelphia.
****The dwarf that decided to become a lawyer, and who has had a successful career as a litigator in New York.

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