The other day I was driving the Red-Headed Menace and Railfan to school. The Red-Headed Menace was excited about a problem-solving method he had learned in his math class.
Red-Headed Menace: Railfan, do you want to know how to do this?
Railfan: Do you want the honest answer or the big, fat, lie?
RHM: Honesty, of course.
RHM: But it could allow you to rule your math class with an iron fist!
RF: No one would believe I had a fist of iron. A fist of formica, maybe.