Listening to Weird Al's "One More Minute" (the best breakup song ever, and the reason Weird Al deserves to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame), I had to explain to the Red-Headed Menace what a Rolodex was.
I feel so old.
Then there was this exchange:
Me: "The legend you are about to hear is true. Only the needle should be changed to protect the record."* [looking at RHM] You have no idea what that means, do you?
RHM: No, not at all.
*From Stan Freberg's "St. George and the Dragonet." That allusion is lost on all of my offspring as well.