Saturday, July 03, 2010

The way to a girl's heart...

Is through bad puns.*

As a public service, we here at WWF would like to pass along the most recent bits of (ahem) humor that we have run across....

First as, seen in a Criminal Minds fanfiction** at Live Journal:

A cop pulled over Werner Heisenberg. The cop walked up to the driver's window and said "Sir, do you have any idea of how fast you were going?" "No," replied Heisenberg, "but I know where I am...."


Secondly, a conversation between me and a coworker, R., yesterday morning:

R: "So why do they want us to write the CLD*** number in pen, not pencil? That makes no sense."

Me: "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die...."

R: "Yeah."

Me: "Of course, that worked out so well for the Charge of the Light Brigade...."

R: "Yep, that was a real Turkey shoot."

Me: *groan*

R: "A lot of war crimea were committed there."

Me: "Stop! Please! Or I'll be laughing too hard to work!"

(R did stop, which was fortunate from a productivity standpoint, even if it was much less amusing.)


We will, of course, be passing along any other stellar examples of the punster's art as we come across them.



*Or chocolate, of course.

**Don't ask. Seriously. I have gotten to reading slash on the CM fan community on LJ. Why, I cannot fathom.

***Crew Leader District. R and I are census clerks. Again, don't ask. It's all pretty boring.

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