Today's words of wisdom from the Red-Headed Menace:

"I looked at the Intro to Calculus section at the back of my Trig book.  It was so cool!  Calculus is the Fantasy Football of mathematics!"*

"Santa is really creepy.  He's like one of those serial killers from Criminal Minds, without the dead bodies."

The kid is many things, but boring isn't one of them.

*Please don't ask me to explain what he meant by that. I have no clue whatsoever. Then again, I never took Calculus.