Today's words of wisdom from the Red-Headed Menace:
"I looked at the Intro to Calculus section at the back of my Trig book. It was so cool! Calculus is the Fantasy Football of mathematics!"*
"Santa is really creepy. He's like one of those serial killers from Criminal Minds, without the dead bodies."
The kid is many things, but boring isn't one of them.
*Please don't ask me to explain what he meant by that. I have no clue whatsoever. Then again, I never took Calculus.